How to fix a broken windshield

I live in Idaho.  Land of the cracked windshields.  I swear that there is a law somewhere in the Idaho code that states you must have at least one vehicle with a cracked windshield.  I am replacing the windshield in our mini van again today.  It is the 3rd time we have replaced it.  But I have discovered the secret to fixing broken windshield problems.  Ready.  Don't drive in Idaho.  I know mind blowing isn't it.  Between the chip coat they put on top of the freeways and every little tiny road to the boulders they sprinkle on the snow, no windshield has a chance.  I have even considered having bullet proof Plexiglas installed, but with the size of the rocks they spread on the snow covered roads around here I am not even sure that would work.  A president of the United States will probably never visit our fine state for that very reason.  Secret service couldn't plan for the rocks on the road here in good old Idaho.
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